Yoni Lingam Massage in Kent

Questions and Lingam Massage or Tantric Massage

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Q. Are You Naked for the massage?

Clients are nude. I often perform this massage in my uniform. I am happy to be naked, see tariff for Equal status naturist massage rates.

Q. If I book a 2 hour session but cum quickly will it end early?

No. The massage session does not end with orgasm or ejaculation, see What to Expect.

Q. Can I touch you?


I'm ticklish and I don't expect you like people touching you, tickling you, or holding parts of your body when you are working either.

If you are making the most of your session you will be focusing on YOU, enjoying the feelings in your own body.

Q. How is Your Massage Different to Visiting an Escort or Massage Parlour?

I do not have sex with the clients or offer additional sexy services. There is a set procedure determined by me so you can feel relaxed.

There is a set time for the session which will not end early if you have an orgasm.

The stimulation of the genitals will happen throughout the session and in that way is very different to a conventional massage with happy ending hand relief. You do not have to feel embarrassed if you are sexually aroused but you should also not feel any pressure to be aroused or perform.

You are not rushed through to climax and there is no pressure to achieve ejaculation. You are not expected to touch me.

Q. What Records Do You Keep About the Clients?

Obviously I keep financial records for the tax man, these are separate to the client information.

Please Note: I will need to take a medical history as a part of my professional conduct as a professional masseuse and for Public Liability Insurance reasons.

If you have certain conditions I may require a letter from your GP or clinician confirming that you are well enough to receive a Swedish Massage. If you have any recent operations, medical or skin conditions please email me so we can sort things out prior to the appointment.

Swedish Massage is a relaxing massage of your whole body with oil. I use unscented oil. The massage rarely has any negative impact on healthy people. It is associated with aromatherapy and is the sort of massage you would receive at a Gym or Health and Beauty Spa.

Record keeping. Your details are only on paper not computer. Records are kept safe and confidential with the records of all of my Swedish Massage clients. There is no written record identifying individuals with tantric or Lingam massages.

Q. Can you dress up in a different outfit, perhaps stockings or sexy lingerie?

No. Sorry this is not something I am will in to offer. I am comfortable in my naked skin or my massage therapy uniform.

Q. Is this service legal, illegal or in some sort of grey area?

The lingam massage I perform is entirely legal in this country.

It is legal for me to offer and provide the service in exchange for money. It is legal for you to request and pay for the service.

Can you see a couple?

Currently I cannot offer a service to couples.

At present I am only offering the service to men.

These things may change in future years but not within the next few months.

Yes ,I intend to be doing this for years into the future, it is my chosen career.

Lingam Massage and Orgasm

You should not feel under any pressure to reach an orgasm or to prevent one. The session will not end just because this happens. Most clients will have one or more orgasms in the session.

An Equal Status Naturist Massage

For a Lingam massage the client will be naked. The therapist does not have to be nude but some clients prefer a naked therapist, this is called an Equal Status Naturist Massage.

I am usually happy to be naked for the session if you prefer an Equal Status naturist experience. I may begin the massage in my uniform whilst you are on your stomach but remove my clothes before you turn over.