Yoni Lingam Massage in Kent

I saw a lovely Asian man a recently, before visiting he asked whether he would be welcome because he noticed elsewhere (perhaps on my blog) I state most of my clients are WASPs. The point is my clients are respectable gentlemen, just like most others, they often run their own companies or are senior people in their businesses, or are (semi) retired.

I can tell you they are almost all extra-mature (like grade 5 or 6 cheese).

You can park outside my house without the fear of people pointing their fingers at you.

And, most important of all, this business is totally legal.

Excellent news, if I turn out to be a crazy person you can call the police with confidence.

If I do not deliver the service described you have the protection of the law.

If you commit a crime on my premises I will report you to the police!

By the way,

The other point I really want to make is that we (myself and my clients) are not a sub-group of undesirables, marginalised criminals - even though some people want to change the law to outlaw this activity. MPs are under pressure from a minority to change the law so that paying for any sexual service is illegal.

Please remind you MP that consenting adults in the UK should be free to choose to engage in sexual services and exchange money or gifts when they want to. Making it illegal wont stop it, but it will remove legal protection from those doing it (Service providers & clients). We will be at risk of crimes including extortion.

Human trafficking, forced prostitution, underage sex and rape are already illegal.

Lingam Massage and Orgasm

You should not feel under any pressure to reach an orgasm or to prevent one. The session will not end just because this happens. Most clients will have one or more orgasms in the session.

An Equal Status Naturist Massage

For a Lingam massage the client will be naked. The therapist does not have to be nude but some clients prefer a naked therapist, this is called an Equal Status Naturist Massage.

I am usually happy to be naked for the session if you prefer an Equal Status naturist experience. I may begin the massage in my uniform whilst you are on your stomach but remove my clothes before you turn over.