Yoni Lingam Massage in Kent

I receive many enquiries from men who believe they have unusual penises in terms of SIZE or SHAPE. This page is for you. The massage will not change your penis, not make it bigger for example. But if you are self conscious of your body, hopefully we can overcome our inhibitions.

Obviously those with genital warts or diseases should not visit me but seek treatment from a genitourinary medicine clinic (it is free & confidential).

Do I see clients with unusual penises - all shapes & sizes?

I have seen all sorts of shapes and sizes, you would be amazed. No matter how small or big you think you are I have definitely seen bigger and smaller!

The real question is does it feel nice when you masturbate? If you like your penis being touched then it will be suitable for this service (unless you have a disease that makes the service unsuitable, of course).

What about shapes?

Note the answer above if your penis works OK for you then it is OK for me.

I have seen clients with Peyronies disease and Hypospadias.

Embarrassed about your penis?

I will not be embarrassed or surprised so you do not need to talk to me about any unusual shapes or sizes. Just let me know at the time if anything hurts or if you want me to touch it in a different way.

Lingam Massage and Orgasm

You should not feel under any pressure to reach an orgasm or to prevent one. The session will not end just because this happens. Most clients will have one or more orgasms in the session.

An Equal Status Naturist Massage

For a Lingam massage the client will be naked. The therapist does not have to be nude but some clients prefer a naked therapist, this is called an Equal Status Naturist Massage.

I am usually happy to be naked for the session if you prefer an Equal Status naturist experience. I may begin the massage in my uniform whilst you are on your stomach but remove my clothes before you turn over.