Escort Massage Near Me

The terminology is confusing. Do you wonder what words to put in the search box?

do you want a sexy service that isn't actual sex?

Perhaps you want a Full Body Sensual Massage? But would you think to search for FBSM? It sounds like whips and chains and handcuffs might be involved!

So, Escort Massage - is that the term?

And are you worried that "escorts" offer something that you don't want? 

I understand that. 

It is very difficult to find websites that are dedicated to erotic services that aren't full-on penetrative sex and porn sites. I do advertise on some so-called escort sites, but I don't escort anyone anywhere.

I don't offer a full sex service. There are no penises penetrating any part of my body, and in fact, I don't take off my clothes.

*** Some of my clients might wish to see me naked, but many others are reassured that I will stay covered. For instance, I see people who have religious faith and people who are devoted to their married partners. They aren't looking for sex with a stranger but something else.

I offer something else!

Actually, it is difficult to know where to advertise my service because I don't offer sex or dates or stockings! 

Many MASSAGE websites specifically exclude sexual services: GumTree, for example, doesn't allow advertising of sexual services, and "Viva Streets" has a massage section that is also supposed to exclude sexy services.

I don't consider myself sexy!

But I do offer a sexual service. I suppose it is hands-on sexual therapy. And by therapy I mean something that will make you feel good and lift your spirit.

Some people think sexual services must mean SEX. But I don't offer full PIV sex. SEX is so much more than that. 

I mentioned married clients - I do see them. However, you might be amazed by how many single people I see. All those mature divorced and widowed partner-less people may still want intimate contact sometimes.

Check my 2-page website for more details and use my automated booking system to make an appointment:

https://uklingammassage.co.uk/

And here's a picture of a Ford escort (escort porn) to keep you going.... note - there are no sexy naked images on my website.