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Lingam Massage

Sensual Massage between Crewe and Stoke-on-Trent

Sensual Massage between Crewe and Stoke-on-Trent

Every week I receive messages asking what I do or whether I do this and that and the other.

Instead of writing lengthy replies to everyone, fortunately, I can direct them to my website: at just two pages, it's short enough to read and says all you need to know.

One of the most common queries I get by email are about helping people with specific back problems: why are they asking this? I have no idea! 

Specific health or medical problems need to be addressed at the correct qualified person: often, this will be a physio, or a chiropractor, or an osteopath for back problems, shoulder sprains, and RSI.

A massage can't cure physical ailments.

I will also be asked about body-to-body massage: as it is perfectly clear that I do not remove my clothes, how can my body be sliding against yours? 

I know some people might find that nice, but it's a completely different thing to what I offer.

Bodies rubbing against bodies is not a massage.

I offer an erotic massage.

One last thing: sometimes people want more information about what I look like.

"What do you look like? Can you send a photo?"

Well, I am perfectly presentable. 

People don't shield their eyes when they spot me in a public place.

However, if my appearance is very important, then you are probably looking for a different type of service.

My clients DO NOT look at me throughout the massage-- that would be weird, instead they relax with their eyes closed to enjoy the experience.

The physical appearance of my clients is also NOT important to me.

NOW...

Want to book a visit?

If you want to know more before making a booking, My website is only 2 pages long, so click here:

https://uklingammassage.co.uk/.

Read to the bottom of the first page, there you will find the link to the FAQ page.

I have an automated booking system. I sometimes do sessions at times that aren't shown as available, so drop me an email and ask.