Sensual Massage in the Summer

Before you ask, no, I have no plans to go away through the summer. I do have a few days out planned, but I will be available most days every week until October. 

Oh, I'm not missing the beach and summer sun, I am a vampire who hides from heat and daylight!

But don't let that worry you, if you were thinking of visiting me for a massage. You will be safe in my hands!

If you are worried about the heat, it's always cooler in my building, and I've never known it to go over about 25C indoors, even when my car tells me that the car park is at 40 C in the sun.

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I asked AI to write a poem about being self-employed through the summer in the style of one of England's favourite poets, see if you can guess who:

"No Rest for the Self-Employed"
(Summer Lament)

I work alone, I set me pace,
I run the show, I own the place.
I choose me hours, I set the tone—
So why do I feel overthrown?

The world’s gone off to dip their toes,
To lie in hammocks, heaven knows.
While I’m indoors with tea gone cold,
Consultin’ folks both young and old.

They book me up from dawn till tea,
They all want time alone with me.
“Just one quick chat!” they sweetly coo—
Then talk ‘til Thursday afternoon.

They share their dreams, their woes, their fears,
I nod and smile and shift me ears.
I’m paid to guide, support, inspire—
While sweatin’ like a chip pan fire.

There’s no one else to share the load,
No office banter to decode.
Just me, me brew, me ancient chair,
And someone cryin’ over Claire.

No summer break, no lazy doze,
No picnics where the rhubarb grows.
While others strut on golden sand,
I’m scribblin’ notes with cramped-up hand.

Still, self-employed—I made that choice.
I have me freedom, have me voice.
And though I’m trapped 'til August ends…
At least I’m spared the office friends!

How to book me for an erotic massage:

Read my website, it is only two pages long, click here:

https://uklingammassage.co.uk/.

I have an automated booking system. 

I ONLY work in the daytime (not evenings), and I sometimes conduct sessions at times that aren't listed as available. If you need to schedule one, please email me to ask.