You may be wondering about escorts and erotic "happy ending massage" as you stumble upon my website and wonder just how intimate massage works when you are a paying client and I am a stranger.
Don't worry, I've done this before, and straightaway, when we meet I'll aim to build rapport.
Perhaps you aren't sure what you are looking for... do you want a sensual erotic massage?
One big difference you have to decide is whether you want a lady who will undress and have sex with you. Or a lady who is a professional, qualified masseuse. I am the latter.
You might not see yourself as the sort of person who books to see escorts, AKA sex workers.
There is no typical client; everyone is unique, yet many have similar stories that have brought them to visit me. Have a read of my blog to find out about men who visit me for a sensual lingam massage (and it isn't just men, I regularly see women too).
For example, Brian (not his real name) is a single parent, and his kids live with him. He adores his kids, and he has a full and busy life.
There is no time for dating; anyway, he doesn't want a new relationship.
Apart from his day job, his life is filled with doing things for other people. Taking his kids and/or elderly relatives to one place or another. He even manages to fit in some voluntary work too ( I see people who work with various voluntary organisations). He has no time or energy left for dating and a new relationship wouldn't fit in his busy life.
Brian is mostly happy, he loves his family. But life is all giving, all putting others first.
And sometimes...
Just sometimes...
He wants and needs to take a little self-indulgent time to focus on himself.
That's where visiting me comes in. He steps outside his normal environment to a safe space where no one knows him. No one judges him. There is no commitment. No strings.
My service is one way. And that is what my clients are looking for.
For a few hours, Brian gets to be at the centre of the world. He doesn't have to think about what someone else needs. He doesn't have to do anything to make someone else happy.
He can let his mind wander.
He can daydream about all those things that turn him on.
Or
He can let his mind go blank.
Focus on his breathing.
And on his senses.
Whilst I take control.
He knows he can trust me to look after him. He can sense that I know what I'm doing with my many years of experience. I'm a qualified masseuse, and I know what to do with my hands.
He's reassured that he won't be rushed.
In our session together, Brian gets the full, undivided attention of a stranger. There are no expectations of him and no reason to explain himself.
And then he walks away feeling so much lighter.
Refreshed.
He's had a great time.
He knows he can return in the future: next month, next year, in five years.
But he doesn't have to visit me again. There is no commitment. No expectation. No pressure.
Perhaps you are like Brian. You've never visited a massage parlour.
And you are not alone; I've heard that statement many times from various clients.
I don't work in a PARLOUR, I'm an independent sole trader. You will only deal with me.
And I don't work for any one else.
My website is only 2 pages long, so if you want to know more before making a booking, click here:
https://uklingammassage.co.uk/.
I have an automated booking system. I sometimes do sessions at times that aren't shown as available, so drop me an email and ask.