UK
Lingam Massage

What clients do you see?
Any gender, men, women, trans, etc. You must be a mature person. Men will usually be over 40 years of age. Younger? Email to discuss your age.
Do you see people with disabilities?
YES! A sensual massage is perfect for all adults. However, my treatment room is not fully accessible, so please email me with specific questions. You must be able to walk from the car park and climb the stairs to the first floor. Visually impaired and deaf people are welcome.
How do I make an appointment?
The AUTOMATED online booking system is easy to use. You will receive a confirmation by TEXT & EMAIL, including directions and a reminder before the appointment. When you are in Alsager and parked and ready, text or telephone me at the time of your appointment. I will only contact you if I have to cancel due to unforeseen circumstances. Alternatively, you can email me to make an appointment specifying the day, time and your phone number (note: I will not call you).
Can I have your telephone number?
* I do not make bookings or discuss the service over the phone. Send your questions via email. *
Who is Deb?
A well-educated, friendly English lady from the West Midlands. She is in her early fifties. She first trained in Swedish massage at the age of 18 and has been offering erotic sensual, lingam, and yoni erotic massage for almost 3 decades.
Can I touch you/ Can I have sex with you?
No. The massage is one way only for the client to enjoy the experience of being pampered without having to do anything.
What do you wear. Can I ask you to wear something special?
I wear a massage uniform for every session. I do not undress or change my clothes.
What oil will you use? Does it smell?
The oil is grapeseed oil. It has no scent and will soak into your skin without leaving any residue. You won't need a shower afterwards.
Do you smoke?
No. I don't smoke.
Where are you located?
Alsager, East Cheshire, less than 10 minutes from J16 of M6. Easy parking. It is near the Cheshire-Staffordshire border.
What time can I see you?
Daytime: morning or afternoon, 7 days per week. Please check my online booking calendar, where you can make an appointment up to 60 days in advance. Contact me if the slot you want doesn't appear available on my booking system. Sometimes, I can do earlier in the morning or short notice. I like it early!
What is your fee? Are there SPECIAL offers or discounts?
£160. Cash payment. There are cashpoint machines a short distance from my location. No. No offers or discounts.
Are you an independent escort offering massage?
I am an independent masseuse, self-employed as a sole trader. ** Rest assured, my work is legal. ** I only offer massages as described on this website. I don't offer any other services, and I don't meet for coffee or go on dates.
How long should I allow for a session?
The massage will be 90 minutes. Allow 2 hours so that you have extra time for conversation and getting dressed.
I have erectile dysfunction, is this a problem?
It is not a problem for me. ED has many causes and is very common. I see many clients with all types of issues and problems. I will treat you just the same.
Religious & Spiritual ideas
There is no reference to religion or Gods in what I do. I see people of all faiths and none. If you are a person of faith and would like more reassurance that my work doesn't conflict with your faith and values: I will be modestly dressed throughout. There are no images of Gods or idols. There is no music. You can think of me as a health therapist if it helps, you do not touch me, and I will be respectful and keep your confidence.